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i just came back from the woods wow i am so pissed
my sister ate my pizza again
and this weird dude tried to talk to me
he asked me what got my thong in a twist like rude much
oH MY GOD
SO MY SISTER FOLLOWS BASICALLY EVERY ONE OF OUR NEIGHBORS ON TWITTER AND SHE JUST TEXTED ME THIS
OH MY GOD
mari
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Madness is like intelligence, you know. You can’t explain it. Just like intelligence. It comes on you, it fills you, and then you understand it. But when it goes away you can’t understand it at all any longer.
—Marguerite Duras, from Hiroshima, Mon Amour (via wordsnquotes)
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My sister’s having a fight with my parents, and she just stormed out of their room yelling, “I know what I’m supposed to do, but I just can’t DO it!”
Now I’m scared that she’s been ordered to kill me.
It’s only a matter of time…
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why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
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